"You can't you can't play that game game game"

This is a little song Jack sings every time his dad tries to start a knock-knock joke. I have no idea where it came from. I keep quizzing him, but he insists he learned it from his "Funny teacher."

He has two teachers, the Funny teacher and the Bad teacher. As far as I can tell, they are both imaginary friends. The Funny teacher lives far away, near Grandma. The Bad teacher lives in the stomach of a cloud in the sky. She teaches him bad things to do, but she can turn into a Nice teacher if you ask her nicely.

He's also developing an invention called the Scary 3000. He drew plans on his magna-doodle which are incomprehensible to adults. It's 10 p.m., and he was just sent back to bed after insisting that the Bad teacher told him he has to stay up late and work on the Scary 3000.

I don't know what the Scary 3000 is exactly, but it involves a flashlight, a paper scarecrow, a toy dinosaur, and perhaps a wrench (though that may be just for assembly purposes.)



Not really homeschooling, but hey, it's Sunday.

He did do Sunday school today, but I don't think he got the point of the story. They were talking about the marriage of Isaac and Rebekah. He enjoyed the finger puppets, though--especially the camel.

For reading tonight, we got out some of our old favorites... Where the Wild Things Are and a non-fiction book about birds and other flying animals.